This isn't fair...

I've been dealt a lot of shit in my life. And like MOST people, I whine and complain saying that I don't deserve it. Well, in my most recent misery, I'm absolutely certain no individual short of Osama Bin Laden deserves to be put through the hell I have to endure each and every weekday.

I wish I had the A/V equipment necessary to hide a camera in my vicinity here at the Willey Ward- one equipped with a kick-ass voice recorder and zoom capabilities. Then, I would have a live link on my blog to my work area. That is what is necessary for anyone to FULLY appreciate (or sympathize) with what I have to deal with day after day. Death, literally, seems a welcoming thought in comparison to having to sit by Li'l Hitler everyday.

She is the ultimate Spawn of Satan. I mean it. It takes every ounce of will power and inner strength to not PUNCH her in her lispy German face EVERY SECOND! She possesses EVERY annoying characteristic a human could possibly have. Take a minute and jot down a little list of the things that annoy you the most in a person............................... have it? OK now... Li'l Hitler has EVERY one of those characteristics.... AND THEN SOME! Not only is she the STUPIDEST person I've EVER come in contact with, she is also the most rude, annoying, immoral, and dishonest creature I never knew existed! And I have to SIT by this EVERY DAY!! AAGGGHHHH!! It isn't fair. It really isn't! Tell me what I, or anyone for that matter, could have ever possibly done to deserve this fate?!?!!? I can't even think of a crime or immorality that would justify this sort of malicious chastisment! It's umimaginable!!!!

I would enjoy hitting her as hard as I can. I would. And what's so funny, is I know the entire 3rd floor of the Willey Ward would enjoy it also. Damn HR!!!!!!!

Side note..... Baby Chip, I'm so sorry you're still feeling so yucky. Hopefully it'll turn around soon! Keep drinking lots of fluids and take your vitamins!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

Gratitude

They say distance makes the heart grow fonder... or somethin' like that. Well that is most definitely true. As I was away in Vegas this weekend (horrible trip- side note), I realized that I left the only thing I care about back home. I hated being in Sin City all alone. It sucked my big butt. But, in a way, it was good. It gave me a whole new appreciation of what I have... or what I know I'll one day have. And that makes my insides sile somthin' fierce!

Baby Chip, I missed the hell outta you! I'm so glad to be back home.... with you!! It's all I thought about from the second I boarding my flight Friday morning. And to come home to that amazing DVD!! That was the best surprise EVER!! I absolutely LOVE it! I will treasure it for ever... and for always! I love you so much!!

Thank you for being you!

Just in case you forgot....

Hey... I'm not at the Willey Ward today...I'm in Viva Las Vegas.... but everyone needs to know that no matter where I'm at.....

I LOVE BABY CHIPPER!!

Yes I do.

So there.

Bite it.